Skip to content

Answer your cat’s questions!

January 20, 2012

So, today is National Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day! When I woke up this morning, with Rasputin snuggled into my left hand side, I could tell he had some burning questions to be answered. As I showered he sat in his usual spot in the doorway watching, waiting for me to finish and feed him, and I could tell that he had questions on the tip of his tongue.

Why did you organise a party for my 3rd birthday?

Because you have mad cat-parents who like to organise ridicolous parties.

Why do you only have two chairs at the table? Where is mine?

Why can’t we eat our dinner on your mat? HMM?

Why can’t I go outside?

Because we live on the top floor of a block of flats little one. Soon you’ll have your own garden and can skip around, but for now you must stay inside.

Why do you take so many photographs of me?

Because you’re SO DARN CUTE! And sometimes I like to take pictures like this (below) and pretend I’m in Honey I Shrunk The Kids.

How’s my impression of the Fonz?

Pretty good!

Can I take up ballet?

Possibly. We’ll look into it! Ballet shoes may be a problem my little furry pal.

Why do you brush me? It feels weird.

To keep you looking peeeerty!

Why don’t you sit on boxes?

You knock yourself out, we wouldn’t want to take them away from you.

Why do you pick me up and kiss me all the time? You know I lick my own bum, right?

I know. If there was a way of reminding myself of this I would. But you are just too darn irresistable.

You know when I went to see a nice man in a white coat for an afternoon? I had a great nap, and then when I got home I was still really sleepy and a bit tender. What happened there?

We had your balls chopped off.

9 Comments leave one →
  1. January 20, 2012 4:25 pm

    your cat is so adorable, and has made me want a little kitten even more!!

  2. January 21, 2012 9:09 am

    love this post! :-)

  3. January 22, 2012 9:05 am

    hehehehe this is so funny!

  4. January 24, 2012 10:27 am

    Hilarious! Love it!! :-)

  5. January 26, 2012 9:16 am

    Haha, genius! I love this post! And your cat is awesome:D

  6. March 13, 2013 10:13 am

    This post is adorable!


  1. I just want to feel everything « paperbagblog
  2. Here’s a song for you lovely « paperbagblog
  3. 2012 – you were some year « paperbagblog

Leave a Comment

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: